Testing with both hands, the temperature of a plate my server hands me with the warning of it being hot. 

Using commas much more frequently than I probably should.

When females use the phrase “suck it” in a playful, competitive way.

Morning erections.

Erections at other times.

Taking notes on paper even though I type faster than I write, and there is a computer right in front of me.

When napkins stick to the bottom of the glass.

The click sound of texting (when it’s really fast)

Petite wedding bands.

Having web content load like it’s stored locally.

The sounds TiVo makes.

Cloud cover after dark; painted orange by sulfur vapour street lamps in the city.

The second of silence when when your car passes under an overpass in the rain.

Peeling the protective plastic off the screens and accents of electronic devices.

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing it’s a lot earlier than I thought.

New toothbrushes.

Down comforters that can be both cool and warm.